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    Chapter 16 I Can’t Live a Single Bit!

    2024-07-17 Author: Bulufen Warrior

    Chapter 16 I Can’t Live a Single Bit!

    The barrage instantly erupted in laughter!

    “Hahahaha, what a wise game.”

    “As expected of you, Golden Wind.”

    “Is Winter Melon’s nickname Xiaoliang?”

    “He just flew out, that’s pretty good, hahahahahaha…”

    “Jiega probably didn’t expect this kid’s bones to be so unique.”

    “It’s fun, it has a kind of bizarre beauty.”

    “You understand Jim Carrey.”

    “Where did you see someone cursing their own kid as an idiot hahahahaha.”

    “This game is truly too abstract…”

    The barrage was filled with laughter, but Liu Peijia was anxious!

    He couldn’t let Winter Melon just die like that!

    Otherwise, he’d have to be the one to become his son!

    “Winter Melon! What the…, my eldest son, are you dead?”

    Liu Peijia anxiously rushed downstairs, wanting to go around to the backyard to check on Winter Melon’s situation.

    However, as soon as he opened the door!

    He was met with an unidentified object flying towards him!

    Like a pulled-up piece of chewing gum, it slapped him on the face with a “pa” sound.

    Then, he heard Winter Melon’s strange cry: “Adah!”

    Winter Melon, wearing a diaper, flew up and kicked Liu Peijia!

    “Inside! Daddy!!!”

    You see, this game, under Gu Sheng’s instruction, hadn’t been collision-tested.

    This resulted in the force applied to it causing a breakdown under certain extreme conditions.

    Thus –

    As the diaper-clad Winter Melon unleashed an electric-powered flying kick, Liu Peijia was seen soaring into the air!

    Like a deflated balloon, he flew around the living room, ultimately landing on the ground like a lifeless ragdoll, spinning in a spiral.

    For a moment!

    The live stream was filled with the voices of both of them screaming!

    “What the… What the… I’m flying, son! Save me! Save me! Save me!!!”

    “What the… So cool, Dad! Wooo! My Dad’s ascending to heaven!!!”

    The barrage went wild with laughter –

    “《Filial Piety Makes Strong》”

    “Hahahahahaha, a harmonious father-son relationship.”

    “Is this game even made by humans?”

    “It has a kind of beauty that comes from someone who’s spent three years learning animation.”

    “So ridiculous, hahahaha.”

    “My Dad ascending to heaven made me laugh so hard I puked, this game is truly ridiculous.”

    “Filial Son.”

    “Double Hyperthyroidism.”

    “Checking the mental state of this game designer…”

    “I can only say the entertainment value is maxed out…”

    “Hahahahahaha…”

    It was fun!

    Winter Melon had never seen such a ridiculous game before, and the joy of playing tricks made him extremely excited!

    While Liu Peijia hadn’t gotten up yet, he jumped up directly and ran towards the refrigerator with an odd running posture, like a strange species.

    “Daddy! Daddy, I’m hungry! I gotta grab some food!”

    As he spoke, Winter Melon stretched out his hand.

    Logically speaking, given his size, he couldn’t reach the refrigerator handle.

    But!

    This game had no logic.

    The next second, Winter Melon’s two arms were seen stretching out like taffy, reaching the door handle in an utterly absurd way, and he opened the fridge.

    “Wooo! Let me see! Let’s see if we have any rat poison in our fridge!”

    Behind him, Liu Peijia finally managed to stand up.

    Hearing this, he immediately scrambled to his feet, while simultaneously criticizing and chasing Winter Melon:

    “What the… How did you open the door! Hey! Hey! You can’t just eat anything from the fridge!”

    “Don’t worry about it! I’m gonna have some little hamburgers today! Yay yay yay!”

    Winter Melon didn’t care about Liu Peijia, after all, if he succeeded in his death-defying act, it would be his turn to be the father!

    Seeing that death was within reach, Winter Melon stood directly in the fridge and quickly grabbed a hamburger, stuffing it into his mouth with the box still on it.

    “Eat! Damn it, I’m gonna gobble it down! Reincarnated as a dad!”

    After swallowing a cold hamburger!

    Winter Melon’s satiation level instantly increased by one-fifth, but it showed a green poison status!

    Liu Peijia’s face instantly turned pale!

    “Don’t! Don’t eat! Don’t eat! Son! Hurry and put that thing down! You’re gonna die!”

    “No way! I’m gonna eat! I’m gonna gobble it down!”

    Winter Melon let out an evil laugh, now in a hyperthyroid state!

    “Even God himself can’t save me! I’m gonna die today, no matter what!!!”

    Liu Peijia was going crazy, watching helplessly as Winter Melon’s poison status was about to fill up.

    In his panic, he instinctively wanted to pick up Winter Melon, trying to interrupt the baby’s death-defying behavior.

    But unfortunately, he messed up in his haste.

    Unintentionally, his hand landed on the refrigerator door!

    “Oops, oops, oops, oh no, don’t —!!!”

    Bang!

    In a flash, the live stream was filled with Liu Peijia’s desperate cry – “What the… I pressed the wrong button! Why the hell did I close the refrigerator door!”

    The barrage was going absolutely wild with laughter –

    “Hahahahahaha, he actually closed the fridge door!”

    “Jiega: You’re dying too slowly, let me help you.”

    “It’s all about family harmony.”

    “Dad is most dangerous when there’s no danger.”

    “Hahahahahaha, how many steps does it take to put your son in the fridge?”

    “Now there’s truly no saving him.”

    “This game is truly hyperthyroid.”

    “I’m laughing so hard I’m crying hahahaha.”

    “This game is so damn ridiculous.”

    “It’s so perfunctory, yet strangely fun.”

    “Jiega’s a complete idiot.”

    “Maybe Jiega closed the refrigerator door on purpose (dog head).”

    “Just to be the son, right (smug)?”

    “You know what, this game is actually more fun if you’re the son…”

    As the audience discussed!

    After just five seconds!

    【You Lost】

    The three characters appeared on Liu Peijia’s screen!

    In the voice channel, Winter Melon’s triumphant cry echoed:

    “Awesome! Damn! I’m just going to die peacefully!”

    “Young people are so healthy, just lie down and sleep!”

    “Jiega! Guess what! I’m gonna be your dad!!!”

    While Liu Peijia was transformed into a Cybertronian on the spot.

    His mouth opened, and flowers bloomed.

    The live stream was ablaze!

    Meanwhile!

    Shen Miaomiao looked at the time.

    It was already ten o’clock.

    In the Shark Game Zone, in A Yin’s live stream, the elder’s voice rang out:

    “Alright, that’s it for our live stream today, see you tomorrow at the same time, bye bye!”

    As he spoke, the live stream went black.

    Shen Miaomiao also let out a sigh of relief.

    “Whew—”

    It hadn’t gone wrong after all.

    She had been lurking in A Yin’s live stream early on, just to give herself a heads-up.

    She didn’t want something like what happened with Meow Liao to happen again, where she was inexplicably made popular by the number one game streamer.

    But luckily, this time, Gu Sheng’s good luck didn’t seem to continue.

    A Yin’s random game segment today didn’t come across their “Who’s the Dad”.

    He only tested a few games with mediocre creativity and blandness, and then ended the stream on time.

    “Perfect!”

    Shen Miaomiao was very happy:

    “There’s no chance of a surprise now.”

    Without the streamer’s lead and promotion, even if they sold over a thousand copies of the game in a week, at five yuan per copy, she would still be out eight or nine thousand yuan, which would translate to eighty to ninety thousand!

    Not only could she make up for the money she didn’t lose last time, but she could also make a huge profit!

    If things went smoothly like this, she could finally achieve financial freedom and become a lazy person.

    Then, if her dad was still annoyed that she was just a lazy bum at home, she could just charter a yacht and sail around the world.

    Heh.

    The thought of it made Shen Miaomiao grin triumphantly.

    It’s still all thanks to the system!

    Isn’t the ideal life just around the corner?

    However, what Shen Miaomiao didn’t know was.

    Just as she turned off the live stream and got into bed, ready to drift into a blissful dream.

    Far away in Jinmen City, A Yin, who had just ended his live stream, opened his phone.

    A short video filled with “laughter and joy” and “bird songs and fragrant flowers” appeared on the screen –

    “I don’t care! I’m gonna eat! I’m gonna die today, no matter what!”

    “Son! What the… Why the hell did I close the fridge door!”

    “Wooo! Good death!”

    “Damn it, I’m really gonna screw you over, old six…”

    A Yin was immediately amused and burst into laughter –

    “This game is kinda interesting…”

    (End of Chapter)

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