Agreed to make bad games, What the Hell is Titan Fall 54
by admin## Chapter 54: A New Kind of Horror Game
The barrage of comments was filled with laughter:
‘Hahaha, so professional…’
‘You’re better off not telling Director Gu’
‘This is so abstract hahahaha’
‘Custodian Shengzi Ge: I mean, you should sleep with one eye open and one eye closed.’
‘Director Gu’s meatballs are going to fly off.’
‘What a brat, how can there be such a scummy organization?’
‘Are you guys just responsible for putting pressure on the homeowner?’
‘So the game is about having players identify the type of ghosts?’
‘Never thought of this kind of horror game before.’
‘Golden Wind is making a new type of game.’
‘Horror comedy game, huh…’
‘…’
The promotional video continued as the hilarious comments flew across the screen:
“Of course, besides reporting the ghost type to you, the main thing is to discuss our losses.”
“Losses?”
Shen Miaomiao’s expression of confusion was perfectly acted. After all, since Gu Sheng became the game director, she often found herself lost in the wind looking at the outrageous sales data:
“What kind of losses?”
“I left some things in your house, when I, uh – ran away,”
At this point, Gu Sheng awkwardly grinned, but quickly glossed over it:
“If you happen to find a camera, a UV flashlight or something… please send it to me, I’ll pay for the shipping.”
Gu Sheng tore a page from his notebook, handing it to Shen Miaomiao.
Shen Miaomiao hesitated to take the address, opening her mouth as if she thought Gu Sheng was a little off:
“Um… Can I… talk to your colleagues? I saw that there were three of you yesterday, right?”
“Oh yes, I was just going to talk to you about that,”
Gu Sheng tapped his finger on his head:
“There are two corpses in your basement, maybe you should find a way to clean them up.”
“Huh? Now?” Shen Miaomiao was shocked: “You’re saying your two colleagues died in my basement… and then you’re just going to leave?”
“What else am I supposed to do?”
Gu Sheng said matter-of-factly:
“Your ghosts did it, I might even have to sue you for damages.”
Upon hearing this, Shen Miaomiao’s expression went from confusion to disbelief: “Then those two…”
Before she could finish!
Whoosh – Bang!
A doll suddenly flew out of thin air, making Shen Miaomiao scream!
Gu Sheng awkwardly smiled and waved his hand at the air next to him: “Go away, don’t make trouble, I’m talking business.”
Shen Miaomiao’s face turned green!
“So… you added two more ghosts to my house?!”
Seeing this, the comments section was about to explode with laughter:
‘Hahaha, classic teammate gets captured, they just laugh and keep spamming.’
‘I suspect Custodian Shengzi Ge is just trying to extort money…’
‘Director Gu is such a top-tier unlucky soul hahahaha…’
‘They didn’t do anything and added two ghosts to the homeowner’s place, this game is so wild.’
‘Are you guys having a spooky party down there?’
‘Even the King of Hell would have to sing a song about living five hundred more years after seeing this.’
‘Hahaha, what a ridiculous game.’
‘This is too funny, I’ve never seen such a ridiculous horror game.’
‘Hilarious, I was wondering how Golden Wind would suddenly make a horror game, turns out it was for the laughs.’
‘…’
As the comments flew by, the promotional video was nearing its end.
Shen Miaomiao finally couldn’t take it anymore: “Okay, okay, just leave, please, go, go, go…”
As Shen Miaomiao waved her hand, Gu Sheng backed toward the door, saying:
“Alright, alright, I won’t bother you anymore,”
“My QR code is on the address slip, it’s 250 yuan in total, WeChat or Alipay works,”
“Finally, have a nice day, if it’s convenient, please give me a five-star review…”
Gu Sheng was now beside the door.
He gave Shen Miaomiao another professional fake smile, raising his hand to leave.
But the next second.
Click.
The door swayed slightly but did not open.
Then, the lights above began to flicker.
Gu Sheng’s smile froze on his face:
“Uh oh…”
Pop!
The screen went black as the sound of the bulb breaking echoed, signaling the end of the promotional video…
Buzz –!!!
The comments exploded!
Too ridiculous!
The promotional video, filled with black humor, oozed with the game’s silly atmosphere, not scary at all, it was even a little nonsensical.
It completely redefined what players thought of horror games.
The viewers were laughing their heads off, shouting ‘well done’ in approval.
Bdd was also amused, laughing like a pig, clapping repeatedly!
“Oh my god, this made me cry with laughter, this promotional video is so abstract,”
Bdd wiped the corners of his eyes:
“Golden Wind really delivers when it comes to the abstract.”
As he spoke, Xiao Ma finished adjusting the sensory pod: “Okay Liu Ge, I just tested it, it’s still working, and it’s connected to the live streaming platform.”
“Ok,”
Bdd stood up and went to the sensory pod, loosening his shoulders:
“Wow – I’m a little nervous.”
Actually, Bdd wasn’t very brave, and he always avoided horror games.
But this *Terror Phobia* seemed different from those conventional horror games.
At least from the promotional video, it didn’t look very scary, it was even a little funny.
Bdd thought he could handle it.
“Brothers, let’s give it a try, okay,”
Bdd said as he lay down in the sensory pod:
“It should be fine, watch as Liu Ge gives you all a taste,”
“I’m brave, the ultimate invincible big watermelon today.”
Seeing Bdd get into the sensory pod, the comments section erupted in cheers, gifts flooding in.
‘I can’t believe it, in my lifetime I’d see Bdd play a horror game.’
‘Try it and you’ll die.’
‘Even though it’s a ridiculous horror game, it’s still brave.’
‘Today is the day of the valiant piglet.’
‘Sick.’
‘Hope Bdd can last five minutes.’
‘This game shouldn’t be a problem, it doesn’t look scary at all.’
‘True…’
Whumph – Click.
The sensory pod cover closed, and a circle of blue breathing lights lit up around it.
Unlike VR, which just made the game visuals more realistic, the sensory pod, built with modern medical technology and electronic engineering science, used a brainwave synchronization technology called ‘Real Dream’.
To put it simply, it allows players to ‘dream’ while their consciousness is awake.
This technology not only allowed for more expressive visuals in the game, but if the budget allowed, it could even transmit in-game sensations and illusion pain to the player.
Most importantly, it wouldn’t cause serious mental or physical damage to the user.
The equipment would automatically adjust the frequency and kick the player out of the dream when it detected that their body’s vital signs were exceeding the threshold, like waking up from a dream.
It wouldn’t harm the player, at most it would just leave some psychological shadow.
“Hiss – ah – ”
Bdd took a deep breath in the sensory pod:
“Here we go!”
He said!
Bdd clicked to enter the game.
Then, everything turned pitch black.
After signing a series of disclaimers for the sensory pod and the game.
Rumble –
A high-frequency, subtle vibration sensation, accompanied by the hum of the engine, came through.
Bdd could clearly feel that he should be in a car.
In the darkness, white text like ghostly symbols appeared one after another, like the opening credits of a movie.
【Gu Sheng (SamGu) Works】
【Golden Wind Games (Goldenwind)】
【*Terror Phobia*】
【Presents】
(End of Chapter)
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