Cutting In and Crashing – Is This Your Driving School Instructor? 79

Chapter 79: Who Says a CEO Can’t Do a Forklift Wall-Bang?

2025-01-21

Chapter 79: Who Says a CEO Can’t Do a Forklift Wall-Bang?

“Buzz…buzz…”

The forklift engine was very noisy, the kind of noise that easily irritated people. Fortunately, Gu Yin was there to solve everyone’s problem, so no one raised any objections.

“Phew…” Liu Si, the mall manager, wearing a down jacket, silently wiped the sweat from his forehead. No one wanted this kind of thing to happen late at night, but thankfully, it seemed the problem would finally be solved.

“Xiao Zhou…” As Gu Yin moved the car, Liu Si pulled the chubby Zhou Liang aside, frowning and saying, “Apologize to them later, you hear me?”

No matter what, this was indeed the mall’s responsibility. Zhou Liang, as an employee, not only didn’t help but almost got into a fight with the Honda owner— completely unacceptable…

If Zhou Liang weren’t a close acquaintance, he would have been fired on the spot for this.

“Oh.” Zhou Liang reluctantly pouted…

It wasn’t just Zhou Liang who was reluctant…

Gu Yin drove the forklift to move the car. The viewers of *Reconciling with Life* couldn’t see his expression, but Xia Xiangsi, Mengmeng, and even the Honda owner’s family, all looked far from happy.

“Those people got off easy…” Mengmeng stood beside Xia Xiangsi, gritting her teeth.

The Audi owners were so rude, so arrogant on the phone— cursing and threatening violence. And they took so long to come down, they might have deliberately left them hanging…

Just moving their car was letting them off easy, wasn’t it?

After they finished eating and drinking, they’d just find their car moved a bit; it wouldn’t bother them at all; it wouldn’t hurt a bit.

But Mengmeng and the others had been so angry…

No one was standing up for them; they could only swallow their anger. It certainly wasn’t “fair.”

“Okay…” Xia Xiangsi pulled Mengmeng, softly saying, “It’s good that it’s solved.”

It was better than the car being left there all night, right?

Having said that, Xia Xiangsi’s gaze at Gu Yin on the forklift held a touch of confusion…

If she remembered correctly, when she got the forklift from her older male cousin at the mall’s underground parking lot entrance, Gu Yin had said he needed it for a few days.

Just to move a car? Why would he need it for several days?

【The world is so cold…】

The comments in the neighboring livestream were also scrolling constantly. Some people said:

【These days, good people really deserve to be bullied.】

【I really didn’t expect no one to help with this, tsk tsk…】

【So, in the future, if we encounter this kind of thing, we can only wait for them to come down in frustration, right?】

…

Many people felt somewhat disappointed, feeling angry for Gu Yin and Xia Xiangsi while also wondering if they would have to swallow their anger if they encountered the same situation.

It seemed… they would.

The law is strict, but there are always some people who exploit loopholes, leaving you helpless against them.

So sometimes, is it really fair to blame the car owners who rammed through the blocked cars for being biased? Even a clay figure has three points of fire. Like the Honda owner just now, bullying people to such an extent— you can’t endure it anymore, okay?

【Sigh…】

【Let’s go…】

Seeing that Gu Yin would most likely move the Audi blocking the road and drive away, ending the matter, many viewers felt frustrated and couldn’t bear to watch any longer, so they left the livestream.

This caused the concurrent online viewership of Gu Yin’s stream, which was nearly 900,000 just moments ago, to drop by more than 50,000 in just a few minutes.

It was late at night, prime entertainment time. Everyone was watching the show for entertainment, but unexpectedly, they ended up feeling angry…

Watching more and more people leave, the remaining viewers also felt frustrated and decided to leave…

But just as they were about to click the close button in the top right corner…

【Hey?】

【Look!】

【No way, where is Coach Gu taking the car?!】

Sharp-eyed viewers noticed that Gu Yin, operating the forklift, with the black Audi A6 on its forks, wasn’t heading towards the parking spot designated by the mall staff…

Instead, he was heading southwest, towards a corner.

“Sir? Sir!”

Chinese culture is profound and vast. Different words and punctuation marks represent different meanings and tones.

The two phrases “Sir” from the mall staff had different implications.

The first one was somewhat confused, like asking, “Sir, where are you going? Where are you driving? The parking spot is over here, that’s a corner…”

The second was a sudden realization, a moment of shock, understanding that Gu Yin seemed to be about to cause trouble, and immediately shouted, “Sir, don’t!”

“Liu ge… Liu ge!”

Liu Si, the mall manager, was still scolding Zhou Liang, feeling relieved that the matter was finally resolved…

Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he heard the staff he had assigned to guide Gu Yin call his name from afar.

“What’s wrong?” At first, Manager Liu Si didn’t realize what was happening…

He turned his head!

“What the f***?!”

At that moment, the outwardly refined mall manager was stunned, subconsciously cursing!

No…

Wait!

Bro!

Where are you taking the forklift?!

That’s a corner!

It wasn’t just the manager…

Everyone else was dumbfounded!

All the staff at the scene, including some mall customers and onlookers who had come to watch the fun and hadn’t left, were completely baffled!

When everyone thought Gu Yin and the others were about to “swallow their anger”…

Gu Yin actually started to cause trouble!

The *Reconciling with Life* livestream, where viewers were already leaving, saw its viewership skyrocket the moment Gu Yin started causing trouble!

When they saw Gu Yin driving the forklift carrying the black Audi A6 towards the corner, they instantly understood Gu Yin’s intention!

【Pfft…】

At that moment, everyone couldn’t help but burst into laughter.

The comments flew, the screen scrolled wildly:

【Hahaha… Hilarious, this is going to be good!】

【I knew this Coach Gu wasn’t one to take losses!】

【Coach Gu: Have you ever heard of a forklift CEO-style “wall-bang”?】

【Who says a domineering CEO can only drive luxury cars? He can drive a forklift, okay!】

…

Perhaps Gu Yin wasn’t a CEO, but sitting on the forklift, carrying the black Audi towards the corner, Gu Yin was even more domineering than a CEO!

“Pfft…” Xia Xiangsi and Mengmeng couldn’t help but laugh out loud. Even Mengmeng had to admit, Gu Yin, at this moment…

Was truly awesome!

She wanted to stand on top of the car to cheer for Gu Yin, shouting “Coach Gu is awesome, class 666, no one compares!”

“Haha! Awesome!”

The Honda owner was more straightforward, directly laughing and shouting:

“Brother! Well done!”

Then a very funny scene happened…

A group of staff surrounded Gu Yin, begging him not to cause any more trouble, begging him not to push the Audi into the corner, but Gu Yin simply ignored them…

And when the Honda owner shouted, Gu Yin actually paused, then pretended not to hear, asking:

“Huh? What did you say?”

“I said awesome!”

The owner fulfilled Mengmeng’s dream, climbing onto his Honda’s hood, standing on top and shouting:

“Awesome brother (very loud)! Well done! Awesome (voice breaking)!”

“Ha…”

Gu Yin obviously heard, grinned, and gave the owner a thumbs-up. The two of them, responding to each other, made the viewers watching *Reconciling with Life* laugh out loud.

【Hahaha… You two should just go perform a duo act!】

【Mall staff: Feeling like they’re performing us, proof needed!】

【Pfft, Coach Gu is so awesome, he did it on purpose hahaha…】

…

Xia Xiangsi laughed heartily, at this point, it was clear to everyone that Gu Yin had done it on purpose; he deliberately ignored the mall staff who were begging him.

You all want me to stop pushing the Audi into the corner?

What kind of daydream are you having?

When you were supposed to deal with it, you hesitated. Gu Yin politely asked if the mall had a tow truck and got yelled at…

Now you know you were wrong?

Too late!

Why didn’t you do something earlier!

Today!

Everyone involved in this!

No one gets off easy!

Didn’t you all ignore it?

Didn’t you all pass the buck?

Fine!

Let’s see who ends up swallowing their anger!

“Sir… Sir!”

“Don’t! Don’t do that!”

Finally!

Under the “desperate pleas” of Liu Si, the mall manager, Zhou Liang, and five or six other staff members nearby, Gu Yin drove the forklift, and pushed the Audi A6 that was blocking their car into the southwest corner of the mall.

In a “wall-bang” position.

It was a corner, relatively empty, highlighting Gu Yin’s exceptional forklift skills; the front and rear of the Audi A6 were perfectly aligned with the two right-angle lines of the wall…

The distance was just right; one step closer and it would have been against the wall.

First, it was impossible to drive out of this position.

To get out, you have to do it the same way you went in, parallel-moving, requiring a forklift.

In other words, Gu Yin had parked the Audi A6 here, and regardless, the owner would have to call for a forklift to move it…

Secondly.

After Gu Yin pushed it in, he showed no intention of moving the forklift…

This was very interesting!

【Pfft… Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!】

Viewers couldn’t help but give Gu Yin a thumbs-up.

Let’s say Gu Yin moves the forklift; the Audi owner could just find another forklift to move their car.

But if Gu Yin doesn’t move the forklift, keeping it blocking the spot, then no other forklift can get in to move the car…

And now!

That’s exactly what Gu Yin did!

After he pushed the black Audi A6 into the corner with his forklift, he just turned off the engine!

【Ah hahaha…】

The viewers watching the show were going crazy with joy!

The comments flew by:

【Damn, my breasts hurt from laughing!】

【My ovarian cysts are suddenly cured!】

【Hahaha… I told you Coach Gu wasn’t one to take a loss!】

…

For so many days, there had been some old fans in the livestream…

Anyone who had watched a few of Gu Yin’s livestreams knew that this Coach Gu was definitely not someone who would take a loss, especially on the road.

If someone cut him off, he would directly bump into them;

If someone flashed their high beams behind him, he would drive around them and flash his high beams blinding them.

Such a guy who doesn’t take losses!

Who the hell would want to mess with him?

【The Audi owner also kicked an iron plate hahaha…】

【Audi owner: Looking back suddenly, the small boat has already hit a huge iceberg!】

【I’m really curious what the guy’s expression will be like when he sees this hahaha…】

“Hahaha…”

Xia Xiangsi and Mengmeng found the staff’s anxious expressions strangely funny. Earlier, Xia Xiangsi had wondered why Gu Yin had told his older male cousin that he would need the forklift for several days…

Oh well, he was determined to cause trouble!

“Clap clap clap…”

Some onlookers also couldn’t help but give Gu Yin a look of admiration. Some passers-by even raised their hands to applaud Gu Yin, shouting:

“Awesome!”

Everyone was saying “awesome”; every passerby couldn’t help but applaud Gu Yin.

In short: Satisfying!

However…

At this moment, Gu Yin was also facing the “collective pursuit and interception” of five, six, seven, or eight mall staff members, including the manager.

“Sir!”

Liu Si, the mall manager, was almost crying, saying with tears and snot:

“You can’t do this! If the Audi owner comes down, how are we going to explain this?!”

Others chimed in:

“Yeah, sir…”

“That’s not right…”

“That’s infringing on other people’s property; there will be problems.”

“Let’s move it somewhere else; let’s get along, what do you say?”

“Just give our mall some face, okay?”

It was all making Gu Yin’s head ache…

“I heard who say?” he said simply and clearly, without any nonsense.

“…” The surroundings instantly fell silent.

Manager Liu Si stepped forward; obviously, it was him!

“Zhou Liang!”

This man was smart; he loudly called Zhou Liang, the staff member who had initially handled the matter with Gu Yin, and when the man approached, he grabbed him by the back of his neck, pulled him over, and kicked him, shouting:

“Apologize to this sir! Quickly!”

He knew Gu Yin was angry; he remembered Zhou Liang had clashed with them. Now to calm Gu Yin down, he had to make an example of Zhou Liang.

This mall employee was now also scared; he didn’t care about the trouble anymore, lowering his head looking guilty…

“I’m… sorry sir…”

“Why are you apologizing to me? What did you do wrong?” Gu Yin made it clear that he didn’t accept it. “You didn’t do anything; you just made us wait here; you didn’t do anything, why are you apologizing?”

“I…” Zhou Liang blushed and lowered his head.

Anyone could hear the sarcasm in Gu Yin’s voice.

Zhou Liang didn’t do anything, but precisely because he didn’t do anything, he was all the more hateful.

Even the manager knew to check the surveillance footage to find out where the Audi owner was eating, but he let Gu Yin and the others call the police or keep waiting because he was too lazy, and almost got into a fight with the Honda owner…

Now he knew the situation was difficult to handle?

Now he knew things had gotten big?

Why didn’t he do anything earlier?

Now he doesn’t mind the trouble, right?

“Apologize!” The angry Manager Liu Si gave him another kick.

The chubby guy was crying; a tall guy over 1.7 meters, tears welled up under his glasses…

“Serves him right!” The Honda owner didn’t leave either, adding fuel to the fire.

“Sir…”

After scolding Zhou Liang, the manager went to Gu Yin to flatter him. He took out his phone from his down jacket pocket, opened a QR code, and quietly said to Gu Yin:

“Here, I have a 199 yuan internal consumption coupon from our mall. Just give me some face, and we’ll move the car, okay?”

“You just need to move the forklift. I’ll find someone to help move the car, it’s also to vent your anger, what do you think?”

If Gu Yin moved the forklift, at least the Audi could be moved…

If he didn’t move the forklift, they’d still have to deal with him later.

The manager no longer expected Gu Yin to help move the Audi elsewhere; he just hoped he wouldn’t “wall-bang” the Audi.

Otherwise…

When the Audi owner came down and saw his car “wall-banged” by a forklift, he would definitely explode and make trouble again!

Then things would really get serious…

Tonight, it would be a complete mess, a never-ending headache.

But why did he think that Gu Yin would move the forklift because of his paltry 199 yuan consumption coupon and his worthless face?

Was Gu Yin really that short of 199 yuan?

Honestly, Gu Yin’s family wasn’t well-off. His mother’s illness, his sister’s schooling, household expenses… everything was on his shoulders, which had led to Xia Xiangsi’s stereotype of him as “cheap.”

But could the anger Gu Yin, Xia Xiangsi, and Mengmeng had swallowed tonight be resolved with a 199 yuan coupon?!

As the saying goes: “A man lives on his pride!”

Tonight, everyone was advising them to be kind; everyone was “passing the buck” because they were “too bothered.”

So tonight, Gu Yin wanted everyone to know how much of a “bother” this was, and how many thorns were on this “passed buck”!

You kicked it so easily, but now look down and see how many thorns are pricking your feet!

“Oh dear…”

In the underground parking lot, Gu Yin got off the forklift, put his hands behind his head, acting relaxed, completely ignoring the staff surrounding him, walking towards his BYD Qin while casually saying:

“It’s not that I won’t move it, it’s just that my car key seems to have fallen when I got off…”

“I don’t know where it went…”

“I need to go get the spare key.”

At these words…

Manager Liu Si’s heart sank!

【Pfft…】

【Hahahahaha…】

The viewers watching the livestream were also instantly amused!

It has to be said that Gu Yin’s excuse was both hilarious and irrefutable…

You say I won’t move it?

I’m not not moving it…

My car key fell, that’s why.

Even if the police come, there’s still logic involved, my car key fell, is that my fault for not moving it?

The word “satisfying” could be engraved in Gu Yin’s livestream tonight, for sure!

Still, the same sentence: Breasts are all unblocked!

And this, was just the beginning!

It’s not hard to imagine the spectacular expressions of the Audi owners when they saw their car wedged in the corner!

…

(End of Chapter)

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