I’m really immortal Chapter 44

Liu Chang’an arrived at the foot of the mountain, following the location sent by Ann Wan, and found the milk tea shop called “Find It” after an hour had passed.

The white walls were rough and bumpy, with wooden tables and chairs scattered about. Plastic vines and flowers hung from the ceiling, and nearby college students sat with their laptops, sipping milk tea and working on their assignments. This milk tea shop was nothing special.

Except for the special Ann Wan.

When Liu Chang’an entered high school, he had to adapt to his new identity and adjusted to his new life. His body went through some changes, and he even fell down the stairs, but it was Ann Wan who helped him up at that time. When he opened his eyes, he saw a beautiful 16-year-old girl with a panicked expression, staring at him.

A thousand years of wind and snow, walking through the world, and still holding onto the innocence of youth.

To Liu Chang’an, everyone he had met since childhood was ordinary, just born from the natural laws of this world, including himself. However, these people who entered his life at different times were special to him.

Ann Wan was drinking orange juice, and on the opposite side of her seat was another cup of orange juice, with water droplets on the rim, and the ice inside had already melted. It would probably taste a bit watered down.

Ann Wan was sitting with her close friend, Han Zhizhi, the daughter of Professor Ling, who lived across from Ann Wan. Han Zhizhi was attending a different high school, and her reputation and abilities were on par with Ann Wan’s school.

“I’m just saying, from the foot of the mountain, it takes half an hour to get here, but for him, it takes an hour,” Ann Wan said casually.

“But when he rushed over from home, he wasn’t slow at all,” Han Zhizhi replied with a hint of ambiguity.

Han Zhizhi didn’t have Ann Wan’s looks or figure, but she was still lovely… basically, any female from birth to old age, Liu Chang’an would describe as “lovely”.

Liu Chang’an sat down to drink his orange juice.

“He’s so capable, he can reach for the stars and grasp the oceans,” Ann Wan said to Han Zhizhi.

Han Zhizhi immediately showed admiration and exclaimed, “That’s like punching the South Mountain old age home and kicking the North Sea kindergarten, that’s his heroic feat!”

Ann Wan didn’t have the mood to joke around anymore; it was impossible not to feel moved. Liu Chang’an usually didn’t care about anything, but whenever Ann Wan had a problem, he would never say no… this kind of friend, Ann Wan felt a bit annoyed that he was taking actions like this as a friend.

What was most important was that he might cause trouble, and as a friend, letting him get into trouble would make her anxious.

Liu Chang’an was enjoying his orange juice, and Ann Wan snatched his cup and swapped the straws with her own cup. If Han Zhizhi was there, Ann Wan wouldn’t directly drink from the cup.

“I didn’t tell you not to come?” Ann Wan glared at Liu Chang’an, trying to appear angry, but her tone and eyes still showed softness.

“Io, it’s a rural expression,” Liu Chang’an replied.

Han Zhizhi burst out laughing and played with her hair.

Ann Wan couldn’t help herself and wrapped her arms around Liu Chang’an, shaking him. “I hate you! You’re still live-streaming! And now Han Zhizhi is laughing to death!”

“My orange juice,” Liu Chang’an pushed Ann Wan away, “Be quiet, someone’s doing their homework.”

The girl in the corner, working on her laptop, looked away and returned her gaze to her screen. Some things were just impossible, and facing reality was necessary. If a girl’s face wasn’t ordinary, she had to work harder to gain more capital for herself, like that tall and beautiful girl who could play the coquette. Who wouldn’t want that? It’s just that men were superficial.

“I confess, I sold you out. I just wanted to see if Ma Shilong was still live-streaming outside, but I didn’t expect to see you. I think you can join the live-streaming industry,” Han Zhizhi said with a smirk.

“Live-streaming is fighting?” Ann Wan sat back down, “You can’t listen to her nonsense.”

“He’s forcing me,” Liu Chang’an thought.

“I think he won’t give up,” Ann Wan said anxiously, “He can handle you, so he can handle me.”

“As long as he doesn’t bother me, it’s fine,” Liu Chang’an replied indifferently.

“I’d rather he continues to guard the school and neighborhood, anyway, he can’t do anything else,” Ann Wan shook her head.

Han Zhizhi looked at Ann Wan, not understanding why she was pulling her into this and treating her like a delicate flower, sheltered from the harsh realities of love.

Ann Wan glanced at Han Zhizhi’s eyes, blushing slightly, and gave her a wink.

Han Zhizhi was furious, having just fed her dog food, and now Ann Wan was treating her like an electric lamp. Han Zhizhi stood up, took her bag, and gave Ann Wan a dirty look.

“How did she leave?” Liu Chang’an’s attention shifted, and Han Zhizhi’s figure was quite good-looking, with a decent figure, but not as tall and beautiful as Ann Wan’s.

“Be serious,” Ann Wan said sternly.

“There’s no relationship between us, it’s just a holiday these few days. When school starts, he’ll be able to block me, and with today’s experience, he’ll at least bring five people, and create a scene at the school gate. It’s not something that can be easily solved, so his methods will probably be to follow me to a good spot and then I’ll take care of them all at once.” Liu Chang’an hesitated, “I promise, next time I won’t live-stream fighting.”

“You’re acting like you’re invincible, and you’re going to fight five people!” Liu Chang’an said, making Ann Wan even more worried. As for his attempts to live-stream small tricks, Ann Wan was too lazy to argue with him, and it was good that he knew she would get angry if he did that again.

“I used to not be this capable, but now I’m really capable,” Liu Chang’an said objectively.

“But you…”

Ann Wan wanted to say something, but Liu Chang’an had already walked out of the milk tea shop.

“I haven’t finished talking!”

“Whatever, I don’t want to listen.”

Ann Wan caught up to Liu Chang’an at the gate of the Orange Garden residential area, grabbed his arm, and wanted to give him a shoulder throw.

But Liu Chang’an didn’t cooperate today, and Ann Wan’s strength was no match for him. She could only huff and puff, eventually letting go of him.

“Did you practice the San Qi Jiu Jue technique I taught you?” Liu Chang’an diverted her attention.

“What?”

“Three water points with a Qin character, three water points with a You character, the names of two rivers, the merging of two rivers, symbolizing the harmony of yin and yang, and the unobstructed flow of water, hence, the San Qi Jiu Jue technique.” Liu Chang’an explained, “As the poem says: The Qi and the Jue are vast and wide, the gentleman and the lady are adorned with orchids. The lady asks, ‘What do I see?’ The gentleman says, ‘Let’s go and see.’ The Jue is outside, and it’s joyful. Therefore, the gentleman and the lady exchange gifts, giving each other the San Qi Jiu Jue technique, wishing each other love and beauty.”

Ann Wan was stunned, and although she was used to Liu Chang’an’s chaotic brain activity, she couldn’t believe… he was using a breast massage technique to confess to her?!

Liu Chang’an’s actions were hard to understand according to normal people’s logical thinking. If someone wanted to confess to Ann Wan, they would never say something like “if your breasts were bigger, I’d like you, and look, I’ve even thought of a way to make them bigger.” This was absolutely impossible, and anyone with a normal IQ wouldn’t do that, but Liu Chang’an was different.

This ancient poem was naturally etched in Ann Wan’s memory, and as she thought about it again, she felt a sense of enlightenment. Liu Chang’an, that scoundrel, was definitely saying that only those with big breasts had the right to talk about love.

“Li Chang’an!”

Ann Wan was about to be driven crazy, and she wanted to throw him into the nearby flowerbed.

“Be careful with your image, we’re in your neighborhood, surrounded by familiar faces!”

Liu Chang’an helplessly reminded her, “Why do you always get physical whenever we disagree?”

Liu Chang’an’s intention was to say that the most important thing was the harmony between men and women, and other factors didn’t matter. The poem’s male character had already gone to the Qi and Jue rivers, and the female character invited him to go again, indicating that the interaction between men and women was the most important… Ann Wan, why couldn’t you understand this simple logic?

Liu Chang’an and Ann Wan’s relationship was good, and the San Qi Jiu Jue technique was like the orchid and the love token, a symbol of love and beauty. It wasn’t the cause of their love, but because they had already looked at each other with affection, they could give each other gifts like the San Qi Jiu Jue technique. Without this affection, why would he care about someone else’s breast size?

Why couldn’t she understand this simple logic? Liu Chang’an thought, letting her use all her strength to push him, and eventually, she sat him down at the edge of the flowerbed.

Let her have her way.

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