What Bad Thoughts Can Batman Have 117

## Chapter 117: Bizarro Batman

Jason Todd wanted to rub his eyes, to see if he was hallucinating.

Perhaps there were side effects to Lazarus Pit resurrection?

He’d only been dead for a few years. Was the world already so different in just a few years?

Batman = car?

Jason’s brain calculated the conversion formula between Batman and a car in a few short seconds.

He imagined a tiny mini-Batman, holding a wheel and comparing it to his leg, then crouching down, and with a bang, transforming into a toy Bat-kart.

What the hell?

Was there any logical link between the two?

Stop, stop, stop. Forget whether Batman can turn into a car – but are you sure a car is useful against Kryptonians?

Jason urged, “It’s useless, this guy – ”

“Challenging me is foolish.”

Fiora looked at the speeding Batmobile with indifferent eyes.

The Kryptonian deputy commander was in a very bad mood. Seeing a martial arts master who could teach her die in front of her was not a good experience.

She was furious.

She stretched out a hand towards the speeding car, striking a boxing pose, and proactively met it head-on.

It’s over.

Jason’s heart sank. The planes she ripped apart like paper just now, how could Batman possibly…

Her figure was swift as fire!

Her posture was graceful as the wind!

She struck an heroic pose, her cape billowing behind her in a stylish armor!

Woo –

Then he saw, with a sound of a car horn, the Kryptonian, who was just so arrogant, spinning and being thrown back, the green spikes on the car’s front piercing her body, blood splattering across the sky.

!!!

It was those green stones! Second Robin keenly discovered the key point. He was about to say something, but just numbly watched the Batmobile that had just thrown Fiora flying stop in place, silver particles flashing on it. Then, half a second later, the car’s rear wheels actually transformed into two green dragon hind legs. The entire car stood up on its hind legs, spiraled and jumped in place, completing a 270-degree curve impossible for a normal car to achieve.

Jason was speechless, unable to utter a single word.

He watched as the venom tubes appeared behind the car under the entanglement of silver particles, two massive muscle arms with a hint of green dragon mixed in, replacing the closed car doors, extending from both sides of the car.

The monster used both arms to prop itself on the ground slightly, then the whole thing, only its head looking like a car, jumped up like a pole vault, changed back to car form in mid-air, and once again threw Fiora flying who was just getting up from the ground.

“I’ll kill you!”

Jason gasped, his brain in chaos, but no matter what, it was clearly not the best time to meet Batman right now. He suppressed the urge to figure out how Batman turned into this monstrosity, slung Sivana’s body over his shoulder and ran.

This was beyond his level.

He took a last look at Batman battling Fiora.

The other side turned into a dump truck, repeatedly ramming the increasingly injured Kryptonian deputy commander, the whole scene like playing bumper cars…

Jason wasn’t without his imagination of Batman coming to rescue him. Or rather, over the years, in the dead of night, he had imagined countless times that if Batman hadn’t been held back then, how he would have descended from the heavens in what way, reversing the outcome of that night, saving him from the fire under the crowbar.

He had imagined Batman’s rescue countless times, and now this scene was gradually merging with that gigantic dump truck.

Everything was gone.

Chen Tao also noticed Jason’s departure and didn’t stop him either. He hadn’t figured out how to deal with this second Robin yet. He couldn’t just go up to him and say “Kid, come back, Dad’s about to retire.”

Well, it’s weird, forget it, let’s finish what we’re doing first, anyway, Red Hood is right under my nose, I can deal with him anytime.

He turned his attention to the front.

Fiora had been too arrogant at the beginning, directly pierced through by the Kryptonite spikes on the car, which was also why she didn’t know about Kryptonite. In a way, this could be considered a first encounter kill.

Chen Tao’s headlights flashed, the Kryptonite spikes in front of the car stained with blood.

This was the biggest difference after loading: Before, when he transformed through silver particles, although he could still control it with his mind, it was more like logging onto someone else’s account. No matter what changes Chen Tao made to the transformed form, it would still revert to its previous appearance after transforming again.

It was as if they were all solidified and frozen at a certain point in time, except that they would synchronize the damage they received to Chen Tao, any modification to them seemed not to be recognized as “part of this Batman”.

After loading… they became more like part of Chen Tao, his flesh and blood were transformed into a car body in a quantum reconstruction way – Chen Tao knew that talking about quantum mechanics sounded absurd, but this was just Lucius’s personal explanation.

He didn’t know anything about science, maybe from a magical point of view there could be another explanation?

In any case, under the constant accumulation of injuries and continuous bleeding, Fiora finally couldn’t hold on.

When she was once again thrown back by the dump truck that bumped towards her, Fiora rolled over on the ground like a broken sack for a few times, and finally fell down and stopped moving.

Chen Tao’s attention was drawn to something else.

A line of silver text quickly jumped out on Chen Tao’s retina:

【Warning! Warning! Detecting anchored item!】

【Acquired: Fiora’s Rotten Cape】

【Introduction: The legacy left by the confident Kryptonian woman after being hit by a dump truck, representing her newly established cognition being quickly reversed in a short time. Along with the reversal is the confidence she had just established. You may be able to use it to summon a Batman from a parallel universe.】

【However, is the existence summoned by the reversed mind necessarily something that stands on the right track?】

【”Dump truck Iaido cut? What kind of martial arts is this? Why am I thrown away? Were all my previous random beatings of planes fake?”】

【Converted Crisis Energy: 159】

【Your current Crisis Energy unit: 347】

【Warning, downloading targetable Batman files.】

【Bizarro Batman】

【Danger Level: B+】

【Earth 29 (Earth 29), this world is also known as the Bizarro Universe, a universe where physical laws are broken.

Bizarro Superman, with his non-American, unjust league, engages in pointless, nonsensical and futile adventures.】

Chen Tao knew about Bizarro. In the main universe, Bizarro was also known as Bizarro Superman, Lex Luthor’s failed clone of Superman, everything about him was the opposite of Superman.

Superman has heat vision and freeze breath, while Bizarro has ice vision and fire breath, Superman is weakened by green Kryptonite, Bizarro is strengthened by green Kryptonite.

His biggest characteristic is that for Bizarro, all language is reversed.

“Construction” to Bizarro is “destruction”, “hate” means “like”.

【Would you like to immediately consume 239 Crisis Energy units to synchronize?】

【Warning! Warning! The Batman from this parallel universe is too powerful, it will severely damage Batman’s morals and reduce Batman’s sanity to the extreme!】

【Warning Warning, detecting Batman’s danger level as: F】

【With Batman’s current level, he is not capable of withstanding the contamination of a B+ danger level Batman!】

【Activating Protocol Mandatory Protection Strategy: Overcharge Protection】

【Batman 52, the protocol will automatically protect your sanity from being damaged. With your current danger level, you can only synchronize “Bizarro Batman” for a maximum of three minutes.】

Chen Tao pondered for a while.

It’s no big deal, anyway, he never thought about confronting others head-on. Superman has already appeared, from today onwards he’s going to go for a low-key approach. If Red Hood hadn’t suddenly appeared here, he wouldn’t even have come to fight Fiora. “Pennyworth, how is Superman doing?”

“Not good.” Alfred answered into the microphone. On the screen, Superman was being flanked by two Kryptonians’ heat vision, punching him again and again, gradually falling into a disadvantage. The two Kryptonians who were programmed to be warriors from their genes showed extremely terrifying adaptability.

“It’s okay,” Chen Tao said, “Clark will be fine.”

“Superman got a nosebleed.” Alfred synced the situation on the screen to the 3D stereoscopic image projected on Chen Tao’s arm armor. He was grabbed by the cape by two Kryptonians and slammed hard to the ground.

“Don’t worry.”

Chen Tao said.

Superman on the screen hit back with even faster speed.

See, I told you Superman is fine.

Eat, drink, play, waiting for Superman to solve everything, just give some advice, no need to do it myself, that’s my life ideal!

Then Chen Tao tried to synchronize with Bizarro Batman.

Anyway, only three minutes, he wanted to try Kryptonian power.

【Synchronizing: Bizarro Batman】

【Successful】

A gust of wind blew, the bizarre car-Batman disappeared in place.

In its place was a Bizarro Superman wearing a Batman suit with a smiley face on his chest.

His eyes shone with wisdom.

“Bizarro, angry!”

(Everything Bizarro says is the opposite of normal people, when he says “angry” it actually means “happy”)

Chen Tao, who had synchronized with Bizarro Batman, jumped three feet high in a silly way: “Bizarro doesn’t want friends at all!”

Then his super vision and hearing allowed him to see the three people still fighting each other in the distance.

Chen Tao immediately slapped his forehead.

“Bad yeah, I don’t want to hug good guys at all!” (Good yeah, I want to beat up bad guys!)

Chen Tao, who had synchronized with Bizarro Batman, completely forgot his decision to live a low-key life just minutes ago.

He kicked his foot against the ground, with a bang, and flew towards the battlefield in a crooked way!

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“Put me down!”

Jason Todd watched as the dead Sivana lady opened her eyes, nimbly getting off his back, feeling his brain stop turning.

“Fake… fake death?”

“Yeah! That’s right!” Sivana said, “It’s the victory of martial arts!”

(End of Chapter)

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