I’m really immortal Chapter 28

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The whole morning, Bai Liu didn’t say a word to Liu Chang’an, nor did she glance at him, because she felt that Liu Chang’an was being intentional, having discovered that she had been peeking at him, and was now trying to disgust her. This made Bai Liu lose face.

In comparison, Lu Yuan and Qian Ning, the two younger brothers, were more obedient. At noon, when Liu Chang’an and Ann Wan went out to eat, Bai Liu also called Miao Yingying over, and together with the two younger brothers, they observed Liu Chang’an’s drawing on the desk.

“It must be Bai Liu!” Qian Ning affirmed angrily.

“Yes, how could it be Bai Tian’e? This clearly means that the toad wants to eat the swan’s meat, a common idiom. Who would emphasize eating white swan? Whether black or white, it’s all swan!” Lu Yuan’s tone was strong. “This is a confession, he likes Bai Liu.”

After Lu Yuan finished speaking, he got hit by Qian Ning.

Bai Liu heard this explanation and felt a bit proud, but couldn’t confirm it, so she turned to look at Miao Yingying.

“Just ignore him, we’re about to graduate, what’s there to fight about?” Miao Yingying frowned, muttering, “I’m also unlucky, sitting with Gao DeWei, today I did a practice test, and Gao DeWei actually leaned over to take a peek, then looked at me with an unbelievable gaze, shaking his head, saying something about Liu Chang’an not being there, and not even having someone to discuss with.”

“He thinks someone is stupid?” Qian Ning burst into laughter, his grades were okay, although he couldn’t compare with Gao DeWei, the master of the “Huashan Theory of the Sword”.

Miao Yingying kicked Qian Ning, and Bai Liu smiled faintly. “What’s your bad luck, sitting with Lin Xinhui, the two of you are close, with Ann Wan in between, full of emotion.”

“Want to die…” Miao Yingying blushed and hit someone.

Liu Chang’an and Ann Wan were still eating at the same restaurant, and Gao DeWei had been called by Teacher Liu to have a small gathering to drink some nutritious soup.

“You have to use natural spring water to soak the bird’s nest, now it’s best to use natural sparkling water, then use a silver needle to pick it, pair it with tender chicken soup, ham soup, and mushroom soup. The bird’s nest that comes out is jade-like, not oily, not greasy. I think Gao DeWei adds more tonics to his, although it’s tonic, it may not be that good to eat.” Liu Chang’an said to Ann Wan.

“You just eat your fast food, don’t worry about the bird’s nest.” Ann Wan picked out the meat from her sour soup and handed it to Liu Chang’an. She only liked to eat the wooden ear, bean sprouts, and fungus inside, actually focusing on these vegetarian dishes, with only a few pieces of meat. “Besides, scientifically proven, the ingredients of bird’s nest are just bird saliva, some gels, and proteins, eating bird’s nest is just a traditional superstition.”

“Using so-called scientific analysis to judge any disputed domain is also a kind of superstition, superstition in science is also superstition… just like everyone knows that men will be kidney-deficient if they overindulge, but they just lose some protein and water, and can recover by drinking a cup of soy milk, but can it really happen?” Liu Chang’an shook his head.

“Keep your voice down!” Ann Wan looked around, her face red, as there were students from the attached high school eating here, and the rumors about them hadn’t subsided, would they really spread the news that Liu Chang’an and Ann Wan were together and overindulging?

Rumors don’t need factual basis, it just depends on how the spreader wants to arrange it.

Liu Chang’an smiled, the girl’s shyness was really lovely to see. Ann Wan sat in the window seat, with a potted orchid on the windowsill, its dense flowers resembling Ann Wan’s eyelashes, her eyes revolving with shyness, her nose straight, her red lips lightly biting a piece of oily wooden ear, her neck as elegant as a swan, her slender waist concentrated all the beautiful imaginations of men, especially that delicate waist.

“I’m asking you, answer me honestly.” Ann Wan stared sternly at Liu Chang’an, but saw herself in his eyes, her tone softened, her gaze flickering. “What did you mean by online romance?”

“Do you know the Light Dance Flying Yang?”

“Ah, that’s my mom’s WeChat username!”

“No, your mom’s WeChat username isn’t that… Light Dance Flying Yang is the heroine of a 1998 internet novel by Cai Zhiheng, although it’s not the first internet novel, but because of this novel, it symbolizes the growth of online literature into a new literature that’s different from traditional literature, with massification and immersion as its biggest features… Liu Chang’an looked at Ann Wan, “Online romance is the theme of this novel, Light Dance Flying Yang is the most beautiful template for men’s online romance fantasies back then, can be said to symbolize men’s first online romance.”

Ann Wan sighed, why did Liu Chang’an have to ramble on so much?

“I want to try everything, but I haven’t tried online romance, so I have some regrets. When I chatted with your mom, I could experience the process and details of online romance, and it turned out to be like that…” Liu Chang’an said with a enlightened tone.

“You’re crazy! That’s my mom!” Ann Wan strongly resisted the urge to pour the sour soup over Liu Chang’an’s head.

“I didn’t say I and your mom are in an online romance… I just used my conversation with your mom on a social app to deduce the details of online romance, like how you can understand all the details of intimate relationships between men and women by downloading R-rated videos online.” Liu Chang’an looked at Ann Wan’s stiffened hands, holding them down to prevent her from flipping the sour soup bowl.

“When did I download that?” Ann Wan’s anger was rising.

“Curiosity is human nature, humans and dolphins are the only two species in the animal kingdom that pursue pleasure for its own sake, no big deal.” Liu Chang’an grasped Ann Wan’s two hands.

“Why do you know I’ll get angry, yet you still provoke me?” Ann Wan looked at Liu Chang’an, who was preparing for battle, and spoke one word at a time.

“Because you’re more lovable when you’re angry.” Liu Chang’an released Ann Wan’s hands and soothed her, “Calm down… calm down, I haven’t finished talking.”

“You’re being serious for once!” Ann Wan was both shy and angry.

“This period of time, you focus on studying, don’t daydream all day. I and your mom just have some mutual affection, it’s just online friends chatting, not what you think. What I hope for now is that we can be in the same university, after all, you’re so lovely, Bai Liu is just a bit more… um, charming.” Liu Chang’an pointed to the bowl in front of Ann Wan, “Eat more wooden ear, it’s good for development.”

“Hmph! You still like big breasts!” Ann Wan’s voice from her nose was heavy, although Liu Chang’an disliked it, why did her own voice sound a bit sweet and playful, like flirting?

Most importantly, if she really thought Liu Chang’an and her mom were in an online romance, that would be too absurd, Liu Chang’an was just someone who liked to chat nonsense with people, and her mom had plenty of free time, so she treated him like a peer… maybe it was similar to her own friendly feelings towards Liu Chang’an?

Ann Wan raised her head, looking at Liu Chang’an with a deceived expression, hoping that their friendly feelings were still a bit different from her own and Liu Chang’an’s.

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